How to Eat Puffs: An Instruction Manual

First, you must very carefully select a puff. This is an important decision since no two puffs are alike and they are to be appreciated individually, like snowflakes. And it can be hard for a kid, with pudgy fingers and not a whole lot of fine motor skills yet. It can take awhile.

Then, very carefully guide the puff into your mouth. Careful not to drop it! Then you'll have to start the puff selection process all over again.


Insert the puff gently into your mouth.


Yes, very gently, insert the puff into your mouth being careful not to gag yourself or appear to have bad manners by shoving your whole hand into your mouth or anything.



Now chew the puff. Gum it until mushy.

Sometimes the puff will get so mushy that pieces of it might ooze out of your mouth...

But, that's okay, just pop it right back in there!

Then, repeat the whole thing from step one.

And repeat...

...and repeat again, and again, and again, and again.... until you, your Excersaucer, your clothes and your hands are all covered in puff mush and slobber.
Eat as many as your Mom will let you, they're yummy!